Angry at one of my relatives who just lived under our floor
Somebody just lost her mind from time to time! Okay, here is the story.
Last night, only 10 mins. to the midnight, my aunt Ling (actually, i don't wanna call her aunt any more) was keeping calling. It's pretty annoying. we, my wife and I, didn't wanna pick up the calls since we all know what she's gonna talk about. But this lady just seemed so energetic and never got tired of disturbing us by phoning in. My wife couldn't bear any more and took the 3rd call. Here are soem conversations between them (I was in bathroom at the time).
"Somebody died there?!", Ling yelled.
"Be a little big polite, please!", my wife replied while putting the growing anger under control.
"Who do you think you are?! I wanna talk to Wang Yang!", Ling shouted again.
"He's not here", my wife controlled herself again and said.
"Did you kill him? His blood is flowing into my bathroom!", Ling screamed.
Finally, my wife's anger bursted out.
"Did you lose your mind?"
"The pipe is your property. Come down and fix the problem!", Ling cried. Actually, it's a long story and we've been talking about this for a long time. We don't see any problem with the pipe but she just insists it's leaking.
"If the pipe is ours, why did you try to fix the uncertain problem by yourself without letting us know?", my wife fighted back.
Ling just kept shouting and shouting. A lot of offensive words were pouring out! Finally, my wife hung up on her.
After then, this lady phoned my parents. We live seperately in HK. And again, said my offensive words to my mother even my mother is her elder sister. My mother didn't feel comfortable and takes 1 day sick leave today. That's not enough for Ling. The lady called her elder brother in Beijing immediately after disturbing my mom. Seems like she's going to make everybody crazy. My uncle in Beijing, also my mom's elder brother, called my parents afterwards and asked if Ling lost her mind. Definitely she lost her mind totally! To avoid her annoying calls, my parents unplugged the phone last night.
I think this lady just has nothing to do. I really don't understand what she wanna do and what's exactly on her mind. Since she's an elder, my wife and I respected her. But she just doesn't respect herself! What's wrong with her? She really pissed me off!

由于太心急,连老婆也没有照顾便自顾自地吃起来!这也是本人一贯的顽疾,需要深刻检讨!
今 年买的大闸蟹全是公的,有些人也许有自己的偏好,爱吃公的或者母的。我倒是无所谓,因为记忆中觉得无论公母都挺好吃。转眼一只已经消灭在我的肚子里!周围 环视一眼,大家还在埋头苦干!由于其中一个朋友临时过敏,所以不能吃螃蟹,这次的螃蟹也就多了几只。盘子里还有一只!我的眼睛自然也就瞄上了!刚想伸手据 为己有,女主人便发话了,马上就有下一批热的了,于是把手又缩了回来。谁知进入厨房的女主人又喊到,还要4分钟才好!没办法,该是我的还是我的,呵呵!小 样儿,还想跑?就这样,大家边聊边吃,边喝着红酒,一幅其乐融融的情景。不一会,我已经下去4只大闸蟹了。话说这个大闸蟹不能多吃,一般人每年吃2只也就 够了,因为其性属寒,吃完以后一般都要喝碗姜汤暖身。可我每年都要吃5只以上,记得有一年吃了两次,合共13只!那时候身体真好啊,现在怕是不成了。这时 候盘子里面还有一只!女主人根据我过往的战绩,非要让我把这一只也灭了。我呢?也不好意思地又放到了我面前的碟子里。好吃啊,诱惑啊!老婆的成绩是3只, 这时提议和我一人一半,我也自然一口答应。慢慢地品尝完最后这只,蟹宴也就接近了尾声。其实,这时已经有两个朋友先行离开了。最后的成绩是总共消灭22只 大闸蟹,我吃了4只半,老婆3只半。剩余168只蟹腿,留给朋友的女儿。说起来好笑,他女儿就好这个蟹腿,也不爱吃蟹黄,也不爱吃蟹身上的肉,就对腿里的 肉是情有独钟。而且,吃法绝对专业!不到一会儿功夫儿,168只腿消灭得干干净净!迟些准备帮他女儿专门写一个吃蟹腿攻略,以供大家借鉴!
大闸蟹,明年再见!